MysteryMandy

Question Of the Day

2009-04-22T23:36:09Z

Why do some people wear Winter clothes with Thongs or Sandals?

Dentist

2009-04-20T08:56:19Z

You know you go to a good dentist when you go there and the person with the appointment before you is a friend of yours

My dentist = WIN

Brain Melting too cute

2008-05-15T23:01:47Z

I think my Brain just melted from Cute

An Engineer's Guide to Cats

2008-04-14T11:53:34Z

OMG one of the best things i have seen in ages

Flowers

2008-04-10T09:08:24Z

"Battlestar Galactica" Top 10 list

2008-03-24T06:20:16Z

Hehe this made me giggle

Funny but Stupid

2008-03-13T07:52:42Z

So the phone rings and i answer

Me: Hello

Person On Phone: Hi my name is ...... (can't remember to be honest) I am calling from the Herald Sun.

Me: Ok

Person On Phone: How often do you read the Herald Sun?

Me: Every Day:

Person On Phone: Ok how often do you buy the Herald Sun?

Me: Never!
*Pause*
Me: I don't buy it because i work for the Herald Sun

Person On Phone: OK then thanks bye

HeHe it gave me a giggle

OK then this was an odd one

2008-03-08T00:53:46Z

"I mean really, who's counting?" the expert said

2008-03-05T04:27:59Z

Short sex is best say experts

http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,23323170-5006922,00.html

Todays Fashion

2008-02-29T02:57:41Z

Ok so today I went for a walk into the city. What I noticed is that the current Fashion is horrible. I physically stepped away from some clothes in fear that they might jump onto me and make me wear them.

Argh what is happening to the world and where have all the nice clothes gone?

New Family Member with weird Name choice

2008-02-27T00:23:44Z

My cousin had her baby last night so another member added to the extended family.

They have named the Baby Rory and whilst i respect that everyone has a right to name their child what they wish calling a baby Rory when the fathers name is Corey just seems wrong to me.

Fail Dogs for those Dog fans who love LOL Cats

2008-02-26T10:14:15Z

Being a Dog person finding this was great

http://faildogs.com/

I Got Boots!!!

2008-02-20T11:41:08Z

Valentines Day Mx

2008-02-14T04:53:57Z

So someone decided to make today's MX smell like Roses. This would be fine if there is just one MX, but at work everyone in my Department has one. I now have a headache from the smell it is horrible

Anyone who has a cat knows this one

2008-02-12T22:00:45Z

"Go cry EMO Button..."

2008-02-11T05:17:13Z

http://www.flickr.com/photos/earlysound/2256119018/

Target

2008-02-04T03:11:36Z

What is it with the colthes in Target.

Womens clothes look like they want you to be with child and then in the kids section they have a line called "The Veronica's" which looks to me like they want all children to become EMO's

What the?

Funny for Friday

2008-02-01T00:28:55Z

Had me giggling it is really funny watch it!!!

Work

2008-01-30T23:27:30Z

I think I have been in my current job too long my boss who doesn't trust anyone to do anything is getting me to do work I would never have thought he would. When I first started he hardly got me to do anything for him (Which is odd because I am his PA) but little by little he is trusting me with more and more. This recent bit of work was for his 2008-2009 budget which is one of his biggest things that he doesn't trust people with. I think it is time I left it is getting strange. I sometimes feel like asking who he is and what has he done with my real boss!!!

Life is good and my cat is insane.

My little Tom and the washing machine that couldn't

2008-01-13T07:36:49Z

Is it a bad thing that my cat doesn't like my mum. My parents just stopped over to drop of a portable Air con that they had at their beach house and Tom was not going anywhere near my mum. I think it is because Tom can smell my parents dog on her but he runs and hides whenever she comes over. Is it also bad that i sort of like the fact that my cat hides from my mum???

I have also discovered that after being told that the guy that came to fix my washing machine (Told between 7am and 12pm and turned up at 2pm) didn't actually fix the problem with my washing machine so i have to have him come back and look at it again :(

OMG

2007-12-20T11:25:36Z

All i can say is 2.5 hours to get home is just crap!

New Phone

2007-12-20T03:59:30Z

I have a new phone it is pretty and shiny

Now i just have to play around to figure out how to work the thing

http://www.samsung.com/au/products/mobilephones/mobilephones/sgh_u700.asp

Crazy neighbor

2007-12-11T00:44:49Z

More fun brought to you by my insane neighbor last night at 2am he decided (i think drunk) to turn on his radio at top volume. I did try to get him to turn it down but i think he was so out of it that he didn't hear me. So i slept on the couch with a cat who decided to sleep on me.

ARHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH soooooooooooooooooo sleepy

Mum's can be funny and Fashion is Evil

2007-12-10T03:10:08Z

Two very random things

1. My Mum last night got very concerned that i would one day end up being a spinster cat woman which i find amusing

2. I have come to the conclusion that Halter tops were invented by people with little or no boobs as revenge on all those women who have boobs!!

That is all

***Edit***

On second thoughts if i wore more Halter neck tops then i might not become a spinster cat woman!!!

Life lessons

2007-11-26T10:46:05Z

One day I will learn not to say certain things to my neighbor. Whilst I think he is harmless he sort of weirds me out at times and I am a bit cautious of him so I try to watch what I say to him. Tonights lesson was not to mention stuff about me I mentioned that I had been to the gym tonight and was told that he didn't really think i needed to go to the gym as I had a nice body. Now whilst this seems to be a nice thing for someone to say about me I am not really wanting him to say that stuff to me.

From now on i think i will just talk about the weather with him